CPR or Trampoline?

It's not always that cozy having your dogs in bed.

Sure they look sweet when they sleeps and they wants to just cuddle up next to you but sometimes they wakes up way to early and wants to play.

We had that moment this morning, I was sleeping like a puppy after a Apomorfin injection (yep we have tried that one) 5:30 in the morning, way to early to even think about waking up when suddenly my chest was used as a trampoline by one of the dogs.

Hopefully he was trying to learn CPR.

Poop on a string

Tonight my youngest dog, a 14 weeks old puppy wanted to lay in my bed with me and my other dog.
He's too tiny to manage to get up by himself so I lifted him. 

After minutes of walking around in bed and trying to play with me and his big brother I saw a piece of poop stuck on a hair which was still stuck in his butt.

So I put the pup back on the floor and went to get some toilette paper and when I came back with the paper I had to hunt him around my bedroom, still with poop-hair hanging out until I tricked him with a toy pig and could get it off.